Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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