im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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