I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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