on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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