have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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