How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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