Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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