Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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