It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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