we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This house was built for laser tag.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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