If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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