I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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