I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
