We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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