Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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