he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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