The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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