I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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