I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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