Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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