I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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