It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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