Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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