Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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