EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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