There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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