Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I can text with my tongue
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
ok first of all what the fuck
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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