How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Jerry, you need to find god
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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