that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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