her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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