cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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