i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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