At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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