Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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