If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
