Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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