She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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