32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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