You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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