The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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