I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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