He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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