They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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