I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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