Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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