Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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