Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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