Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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