u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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