i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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