You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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