Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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