Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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